Licker

Today is January 29, 2010.

A Resident Evil Licker (draft 3)

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       __(     \ ,,,/    `.  ``.
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      |   |    \   `----._`.`.  .'
      .  ( `-)  \     `.  )) )  |
     /    \ /   /       )    / {
    /      \   /       (    |  (
   /    ,\ /\\\        (    |_  \
  /  /\(  )            /     .`\\\
  \\/  \             .-' | |  -_
        \           .'___( )  \ `-.
                    -'   \/\___\\__\

Spring Haiku

Today is January 29, 2010.

Here is some old ascii art.

     .   \  |  /   .
      `.  \ | /  .'                     .,\\\\`,
  _`-._ `. \|/ .' _.-'_       ./////.  .//\\\\\\\-
   `-  `-.`.-.'.-'  -'       ////////\////\\\\\\\\-_
 ---------(   )---------    '/////\\<)/_//\\\\\\\\\.
  _,- _,-'.`-'.`-._ -._     /////\\\ ><. \p_>\\\\\` \
   ,-'  .' /|\ `.  `-.     //////\\\*  + \  \\\\\\\  `
      .'  / | \  `.       '///.- \\-'.'`.\--\\\\\\ `
     '   /  |  \   `      ////    \\_||||    `.\\\\
                         ////|   .-.,'||`. .  |\\\\\
                        /////|   |,' / `. `\  |\\\\\
                        /////.   '  /.)  \  \ |\\\\ `
                        //////\    / /`-- \   |\\\\
 The spring sun kisses  ///////\_.' / `.\  `. |\\\\
 Intimately your face   //////    _/ `. /    `' \  `
 gazes upon me.         /////   .'  `-./       \
                        ///|__  |       \      _\
            /mv/       / /.'  `.-----.   \__.-`  .
                          |    |o o  |`.  )/     |
                          |    |o o  |  `-/      .
                          `.   |o o  |   \/    ,'
                           |   |o o /    |   .'
                           |   |o o |\   \   \
                           |   |o o | \   \---.
                           .----. o | .----. o|
                           |o  o| o |  \o  o\o|
                           |o  o|o .'   \o  o\|
                           |o  o|o (     \o  o\
                           |o  o| o )    |\o  o\
                           |o  o| .'     |o\o  o\
                           |o  o|'       |o \o  o\
                           |o  o|        |o  \o  o\
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What mathematicians do

Today is May 6, 2009.

What mathematicians do, between proofs.

                                    .
               `-.______.-'`-.    .-'\  .
       ____________)  ___     `--'    `-'\               _
      '    ________)  )__`   ___   --'`-. \   ..     ...//...
        ,-'------.__    __   `. `-.--.`. ) \.::::...`:://::::`
                    `. `. `-   `.    ' `'  ::::::::/ ://:::::::
              _____.'  '--'    ,___,'     ::::::::-.^  .::::::.
          .--'       _____   __     _,'`. '::::::: +   ;:::::;
      ,--'--._,-----'     ` `. `-- `.  ,' ':::::::.'`.'`::::::`
                 ____.----'  .--'  .'  `.  `:```::` /   ':::::`
                  ,'___ __  '     _ `.   `. /    `--,   ':::::.
                  |/   '  `. ,_,-' `  `---' |     _/    '::::`
                  '        |/   ___' ,-'`-. `. . (x|   /___.`
                           '  /' ,---.  ,.,'`| |`-\'  /xxxx/
                              ((/     `'.'.' | |  /  /xxxx/
                              ''        | |  | | /  /\xxx(
                                       .' |  | |/  /      \
                                       | .' /| /  /|_______\_
                                      .' | | (// | |  \xxxxxxx.
                                      |  | |  `--'Y|   :  \x| |
                                      |  | `  '''\.'   :   /  /
                                     .' .'` \     |    : _/ _/
                                     |  | |  \  / |    :/   /
                                     |  | `.  . m |    :|  /
                                    .'  |  |  | v |=====|=/
                                    |  .' .|  | /  \xxxx|/
                                    |  |  ||  `.    |xxx|
                                    |  | .'`-'/|    |xx(_
                                    | .' | | / |   /`xxxx\
                                   .' |  `-'/ .'  |  \xxxx\
                                   | .'  | /  |  .'  |\xxxx,
                                   | | `-'`   |  |   |x\xxx\
                                   | | |  /  /|  |   |xx\xxx\
                                  .',`-'_/` / | .'   |xx|\xxx\
                                  | |   )/ /  | |    |xx| \xxx--
                                  `-'  // / _/  |    |xx_. \xx( `.
                                      /--)  \\  .    |x/_|  \xx\__`.
                                      \_/    |\ _\  /\/| |    \x\ \
                                             | \  \ \__/ |     |-`/
                                                `--`            \/

Supernova

Today is May 1, 2009.

-.   `.   \  \  |  |  |  /  /   .    .-'     _,-
  `-.  `.  `. \ `. | ,' / ,'  .'  .-'   *_,-'  *
._  *`-. `.  \ \ | | |*/ /  .' .-' * _,-'|       _,
  `-._  `-.`. ` \  |  / ' .'.-'  _,-'   -O-_,,-''
._    `-._   `.  \ | /  .'   _,-'    _,,-''      __
  ``-.._  `-._ `. \|/ .' _.-'  _,,-''    __,,--''
--      ``-   `-.`.-.'.-'   -''      --''
=================(   )=============================
--  *   ,,-  _,-'.`-'.`-._  -.._     --..__
    _,,- _,-'  .' /|\ `.  `-._  ``-.._     ``--..__
,-'' _,-' ,  .', / ||\ .`.  . `-._   -o--.._
 _,-'  ,-' .' / /  |O-\ \ `. `-.  `-._      ``-.._
'   ,-'  .' ,' / | ||| \ `. `.  `-*   `-._        `
 ,-'   .'  /  / .' | `. \  \  `o   `-.    `-._
'    .' *,'  /  |  |  |  \  `.  `.    `-.     `-._
 * .'   /   /  .'  |  `.  \   \   `.    .-..      `
 .'   ,'   /   | * |   |   \   `.   `. (   )`-._
'  * /    /   .'   |   `.   \    \    `.`-'     `-.
   ,'    /    |    |    |    \    `.    `.    *
  /     /    .'    |    `.    \     \     `.

A simple sun

Today is April 30, 2009.

            .   \  |  /   .
             `.  \ | /  .'
         _`-._ `. \|/ .' _.-'_
          `-  `-.`.-.'.-'  -'
        ---------(   )---------
         _,- _,-'.`-'.`-._ -._
          ,-'  .' /|\ `.  `-.
             .'  / | \  `.
            '   /  |  \   `
       

And here are some cats

Today is April 18, 2009.

Even if they may look more like something else.

    ^---^       ^---^       ^---^
   ( - - )     ( o o )	   (<> <>)
    \_^_/       \_^_/ 	    \_^_/


             /\      /\
            /  \____/  \
           |            |
           | <i>    <i> |
           \     /\     /
            \  ^____^  /
             \________/
    

Les crânes obligatoire

Today is April 18, 2009.

The obligatory skulls.

     ,-""""-.               ,-'""`-.	            ,-'""`-.
    /        \	           ;        :	           ;        :
    :(_)  (_);	          :          :	          :          :
    `   '`   '	          :  _    _  ;	          : (_)  (_) ;
      `++++'	          : ( )  ( ) :	           `   '`   '
       `--'	          ::   '`   :;	            :`++++';
		           !:      :!	             ``..''
		           `:`++++';'
		             `....'
    

Which one you like the most depends on taste and font.

The Kitchen Knife

Today is April 13, 2009.

Google: No results found for "In the kitchen, no one can hear you ice cream."

      ___________________________________ ______________________
    .' In the kitchen,                   | (_)     (_)    (_)   \
  .'   no one can hear you ice cream.    |  ____          ____   }
.',,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,_____|_(    `--------'    )_/ 
    

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